A man received this message from his neighbour...
"Sorry sir, I have been using your wife day and night when you are not at home,
in fact, much more than you do.
I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty. Hope you will accept my
sincere apologies."
Immediately after reading the message, the man shot his wife dead.
A few minutes later, he received another message:
"Sorry sir, a spelling mistake...
I meant Wifi. not Wife."
